my laptop screen is brighter than my future
mine is on the minimal brightness and this is still true
(via adolescence-innocence)
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
(via adolescence-innocence)
the thing about these pictures that’s perfect, is that they aren’t perfect. they’re not all edited and expertly shot, they just seem like real pictures of friends at a bar. and i love that.
actually when they shot these pictures for the theme song they literally gave the cast members disposable cameras and were like “okay go”
(Source: thestereokino, via gavrooche)
oh and i was in barnes and nobles today and my sister picked up 50 shades of grey and was like in all seriousness what is the book about and i said tori it is an erotic novel and middle aged women who can’t get laid masturbate to it and this man behind me started laughing so hard he walked into a book shelf
(via adolescence-innocence)
what did the boys fall out of
hiatus
(Source: graceebooks, via onedirection-rawr)
